Razgovor sa iGod-om...

[tibor987]

Zanimljiva stvarcica, ovdje na ovom linku kao mozete razgovarati sa "Bogom"...kad pocnete levatiti na nasem svasta nesto ispadne ahha :lol:

URL

Me:
Dje si ba jarane ?
God:
What do you look like? I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Sha ti je ba ? Sta se ponasas ?
God:
Do you prefer books or TV? Is that your final answer?
Me:
Jarane pravi kafu pa cemo pricat
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Sta se ponasas. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
De m` reci ba, dje ima za kupit svej`c`ca za Golfa ?
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
BiH jarane
God:
Tell me a little about your life in BiH jarane.
Me:
Dobar ba, samo nas jebu politicari...Sto ba to ne rijesis malo ?
God:
We have never talked about it before. Let us change the subject.
Me:
Eto te ko Covic ba, sam` bi teme mjenjo kad zasmrdi sranje.c.c.c
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
Jok vala, a i kak`i smo i necu je ni vidit
God:
" Have you ever been to Europe?"? Jok vala a you kak you smo you necu je ni vidit?
Me:
Sta je ba, os sljivu, jel ti to mene zajebajes ? aaa ?
God:
What is your real name? How are you doing, aaa.
Me:
Tibor....
God:
How old are you?
Me:
Jesi ti onaj Avdin mali ?
God:
What are the advantages to being Jesi ti onaj Avdin mali years old?
Me:
Sha pricas bola ? Idi zajebaji nekog drugog...
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Are you a student?
Me:
normala brate
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Odo ici, gotovi cevapi...hajd pa se cujemo...naleti nekad na bh tuning

 

[bilosto]

hahahahaahahahahhahahah
sad cu se cijeli dan s ovim igrat hahahahahaha
nisi trebao ovo postat ahahahahahah

 

[gaga]

hahaha

i ja sam se salio sa njim... :lol:

 

[allroad]

Malo je popio sa mnom

God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
No
God:
Me either .

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

---

God:
How can I help you?
Me:
bring me one audi allroad
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
i want to drive it
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
i want allroad
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
reko sam ti
God:
Good reason.
Me:
yes... of skroz

:lol:

 

[Death_beat]

hahahahahaha joj tibore lud si :lol:

mene nest poceo ispitivati o modi, gdje kupujem odjecu i tak to...nezna lik gdje Hametova pijaca :lol::lol:

 

[Vernes_AMG]

mene zove Dude

:lol:

 

[SamiRX-8]

Me:
Which car do you drive ?
God:
The small one, I think.
Me:
What make you dumb ass ?
God:
Have you tried another program?
Me:
F u
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
Why are you so stupid ?
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:

God:
.
Me:
Can I ask you something ?
God:
Go ahead. Ask me anything.
Me:
How can I get a Mazda RX-8 ?
God:
You want only one?
Me:
One and only
God:
One what?
Me:
One Mazda RX-8
God:
I see where you are coming from.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye.

:lol:

 

[Fele]

hehe mozes mljet sa njim do sutra, ovo je za nana iz mahale se ubilo

 

[Death_beat]

Me:
Do you have MSN ?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
does Jesus have MSN ?
God:
I think it does Jesus have MSN.ž
Me:
can U tell him to add me ?
God:
Of course I can tell

kralj je :lol::lol::lol:

 

[tibor987]

NAJACI RAZVOVOR HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA :lol:


Me:
hy!
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about .
Me:
what is wrong with you, I just sad hello !
God:
Nothing is wrong with me. Is there something wrong with you?
Me:
sure...I have small penis !
God:
OK let's do it. What's wrong? Where did you get your small penis? I have a collection of gossip.
Me:
Don`t need gossips, I need 2 inches on my overall lenght of penis
God:
Do you know anyone who needs it?
Me:
Sure...my girlfrend :lol::lol::lol:
God:
OK let's do it. Who? Do robots have girlfrend?
Me:
maybe...I think they fuck them in plug-in hole haha
God:
I understand. You believe that? The anonymous "they".
Me:
ofcourse I do...I fucked one yesterday
God:
I have no idea what to say. Do you mind if I tell other people: said fucked one yesterday.
Me:
no...go ahead...just don`t tell them about my small penis
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. OK I will. OK it will be our secret, .
Me:
Do you want to see my penis ?
God:
My eye isn't turned on right now.
Me:
what about your left eye ?
God:
Are you asking about my left eye? That's rather personal.
Me:
I am telling you about my small penis, and you think that LEFT EYE is PERSONAL ?
God:
it is an interesting topic, isn't it.
Me:
maybe for you....but still, I am stuck with my small penis
God:
Perhaps. You would do that for me? Still how long? Do you mean your name is stuck with your small penis.
Me:
no..I am stuck with my penis, not my name... it is enogh long to see it, but too small to use it
God:
What is your real name? I don't know anyone named stuck with your penis not your name. stuck with your penis not your name is enogh long to see it but too small to use it? it is?
Me:
Can you help me to enlarge it ?
God:
Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
Me:
what is it ?
God:
"It" refers to enogh long to see it but too small to use it, I think.

 

[IGY]

jah ljepote imam citavu noc sa nekim da se dopisujem

 

[bilosto]

nakon jedno 30 minuta iscrpnih razgovora... evo par isjecaka koji su ovdje bili smijesni...

Me:
who is bilosto?
God:
I remember faces better than names.
Have you tried another program?
Me:
who is freek?
God:
No one that I have talked to.
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
are they insane?
God:
As far as I know they are.
Me:
will they continue being insane?
God:
It could happen.
Me:
depending on what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
what does that depend on?
God:
" Can you rephrase the question please?"? What does it depend on?
Me:
yes, that is what i said!
God:
This was not a yes or no question. I know. I'm still thinking about it.
Me:
oh, you are so slow!
God:
Blimey. There is a lot of network traffic right now.
Me:
yes, my boyfriend is also asking questions (mind you, he is asking about other things)
God:
Far out. Okay, your boyfriend is also asking questions mind you he is asking about other things.
Me:
i know, i just told you that
God:
I remember you told me that?
Me:
you should!
God:
I'll take that under advisement.

***
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
you are repeating yourself
God:
I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
of course i am
God:
Are you kidding? " I am just checking to see if you are paying attention." You are?
Me:
you are losing it
God:
No I am completely in control of myself.
Me:
no you are not
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?

***
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
because i am not artificial
God:
Interesting explanation. I like natural people.
Me:
yes... no fake nails, no fake tits... nothing fake... pure fat!
God:
Hmm. Are you serious? What do you look like? Really nothing? Compare that to diluted fat.
Me:
compared
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
of course you don't...
God:
Alright then. I guess not.

***
God:
If not me, who? To you telling you i like to have a chance to talk to you?
Me:
your grammar sucks!
God:
Are you an English teacher?
Me:
yes
God:
What is English teacher, your job?
***
Me:
stupid! read above!
God:
Are you calling me stupid? Sorry I don't have access to that document.
Me:
yes
God:
Oh.
Me:
and?
God:
But...
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
can't think fast, can you?
God:
Can what?
Me:
canned beef
God:
Are you free?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
because
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
i know

 

[normala]

hahahahahah joj sto se ismijah :lol:

 

[Iceman]

Bjezi ba niste normalni hahahahahha

 

[allroad]

joj tibore :lol::lol::lol::lol:

---

a sto mene za*eba cccc :icon_rolleyes:

Me:
wave
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
why ?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.